General Hospital...our style! By: The Boss No comments

Hello there once again, my fellow Malaysians, Chinese, Kiwis and Aussie mates! Great to have ya back with us once again for this very special blog post, specially dedicated to my good ol' buddy, Chan Chiew Hoe. Hmm...for once I didn't do the 'name' thingie...

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CHAN CHIEW HOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! There...I said it! :) Dont blame me for not trying. I really did try...

Anyway, ever since we got back from the longhouses, Chiew Hoe has been acting really strange and weird...he was complaining about an itch around his ears, thinking it was probably due to sunburn. And so, after careful inspection...we found something really freaky-looking sticking out of the surface of his ears, looking like an extension to his ears! Man...can you believe this? A blister on his ears!! And just look at the size of that blob...something needed to be done soon, before that blister eventually grew to become his 2nd head!

And so, being friends...the best thing that we, his friends, could do for him at that moment was to perform an emergency mini-surgery! Wooooohooo!! Man...I've been waiting all my life for the chance to cut-up some of my friends....and now, the time has come! With no qualified doctors in our team, it was down to us engineers to save the life of Chiew Hoe. Nevermind, we'll start with the small things for now. Slowly we'll move on to bigger body parts...:) Hope you're feeling all queesy and going 'ewww...' at the sight of the blister growth...

Go make yourself a nice cuppa' Maggi mee in my cup, sit back and relax and enjoy the 18SG movie! Lets see who pukes first..:)

From the first time we discovered the growth, it seems to have grown in size...no time to lose. "Cut! Poke! Squeeze!" The crowd shouted...

With not much medical facilities available, we had to make do with whatever we could get our hands on...in this case, a safety pin! Apart from holding our diapers in place, I knew it would come in handy someday! Disclaimer: All our medical instruments were sterilized and pre-heated as per our first-aid training...:)

And you know la...just like a pimple, once you poke it and give it a good, nice press...you start to get Sparkling Juice! A truly fun time splish-splashing! Hehe...

Time for some antiseptic cream...and the job is done! Not quite actually....we then proceeded with the OTHER ear! haha...not quite as big as the previous ear, but equally important to get it cleared.

Ahhh..once its all been said and done, its finally time for Chiew Hoe to live life as a normal human being once again...and start emo-ing. I think based on the above pic, its quite obvious WHY the blisters developed...the hair...the curtains for the ears...the lack of fresh air...the lack of oxygen! Object lesson: Always keep your ears exposed! :) And do take your bath frequently...

Enjoy the video, pals!

Outpatient Mini-Surgery (Part 1)

Outpatient Mini-Surgery (Part 2)

Many thanks to all my fellow medical staff, TV crew ad support team for the help rendered in getting Chiew Hoe's life back on the road. Its always good to have friends like us around...especially so in times of great need, like this. Tell me...where else would you be able to get 1st class medical treatment instantly, as well as FOC? Also...we'll throw in an additional surgery for FREE! I'm telling you...we're the BFF Club! BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!

We love you bro...anytime you need another cut-up, you come find us. And also, do take your bath too...and keep the curtains open once a while! Stay healthy...