Royal Rangers Selangor #6

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Wanted...Dead or Alive! :)

Friends & rangers...

It has come to my serious attention that an unspeakable crime took place over the weekend...in the midst of the joyous celebrations of Youth Alive's 9th Anniversary dubbed 'Double Trouble', it seems that another set of 'double trouble-makers' literally took the celebrations to the streets...and around the church!

Not satisfied with decorating the meeting hall, they decided to be creative and turn my 'Toronado' into a wedding car!!! Oh what a sight...the heartbreak and pain that endureth throughout the night...what did Toronado do to deserve such a treatment? He was just there chillin' and sunbathin' just like every other weekend...and to my horror and amusement, my car was transformed from all its glory into a ride fit for a bride! And this was not a work of an amateur...but this was carefully and meticulously planned out by professional con-men!

Many thanks to eye-witness accounts and photo evidence, here are some pictures for your public viewing...thanks to Nigel Lim for these crime-implicating photos!

Have you ever seen a work of art as heart-breaking as this???

From the front to the back, from the wiper blades to the number plates, from the bumper to the antenna...none was spared! The entire army of mini-men filled the exterior...glued to the surface with blue-tape! Creative huh???
Well, just when all hope of finding the culprit seemed lost...hope arises and justice prevails!!!

The Mastermind...according to many accounts and statements from eye-witness, this man was identified as the 'Brain' behind this act of public vandalism...does the face ring a bell?? Does the T-shirt look familiar???


The man identified as 'Pinky'...here seen at the scene of the crime, looking to see if the coast is clear, before adding on an extra dose of his special touch...

Well friends...JUSTICE MUST BE SERVED!

And so, the warrants of arrest are out...please see the details below! If you had to choose which one to catch, I'd rather you go for the older dude...much easier to catch (doesn't run away very fast! ). Besides, with the cash reward, you could get yourself a decent meal in McDee's...

Crime doesn't pay...Pastor! :)

I'll be seeing you behind bars pretty soon, bro...you can run, you can hide, but you ain't getting out of this place alive! Hmm...if I were you, better keep an eye on your ride...haha! Heard it looks pretty good with flower pots on it! Anyway, catching him doesnt pay much...only RM1.99! Enough to get you one roti telur and air kosong...

Have a fun time hunting down these outlaws! Let me know once you catch 'em...I'll be sure to tape them up with the red-striped 'Awas' ribbons...and yes friends, they're WANTED - Dead or Alive! Preferably alive...:)

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