Royal Rangers Selangor #6

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

The Day Where 2 met the 6!

Every single day...we are faced with series of events that changes our lives forever. People that we come across in life, the moments shared together, memories created and cherished...some leave their fingerprints in our lives, but some leave their footprints for a lifetime...

Today, 22nd Sept 2008...we want to celebrate a life, and not just any life...but someone we all cherish dearly. Yup, if you didn't already know...its Cmdr. Eric Teh's 26th birthday! *clap*clap* Known by many names, namely Diamond, Jedediah, Beer Keg, PSK (Pang Sai King), Man on the Throne, Mr. PMS, Heir to the Throne, etc etc etc...whatever your preference may be, he'll always be remembered fondly as...my best friend. My BFF! :) Wat? You think only you girls out there got BFF club ar??? We boys also got ok...but we just cover up and call them macho names like groupies, homies, bud, or kaki...


Anyway, since he's 26 this year and reaching the age where he's ripe for marriage (yup, imagine him like a papaya fruit on a tree ready to be plucked!), we decided to trek the globe, speak to people and celebrities, to find out what they had to say to Eric on his Big Day this year! And so ladies and gentlemen, here's the special dedication to Eric, and it comes from all his fans and friends all over the world...God bless!

Kapitan Yap Ah Loy: "Eric boy, never forget your roots. You are firstly a Chinese. Make sure to always display your Chinese-ness. Eat with chopstick, do some taichi, keep your hair long-long and grow a pony tail. And most importantly, always aspire to be the next Drunken Master!"

Queen Elizabeth: "Oh hello there lad, good day to you! Will always remember the good times we spent together during your stint in England. If I could, I would make you the heir to the throne...but since you've got a 'throne' of your own for now, it'll just have to wait. Remember, England needs you! The Hooligans need you! God save the Queen...and Eric too!"

President Saddam Hussein: "@#$%^&*! $%^&#!!!" English version: "You come rescue me, I give you oil, guns...and camel together with desert sand!"

Johnnie Walker: "Ahh...in this life, there's nothing more blissful than taking a walk with Eric...and he's pretty good at walking! Trust me, I've walked with him so many times that I feel like running!"

Adolf Hitler: "You are the MAN! Whatever you want in life...put your right hand in...put your right hand out...put your right hand in, and shake it all about. Do the boogey boogey boogey and you turn around, thats what its all about! Do you like my moustache??"

Sir Elton John: "Goodbye England's rose...there's something about the way you look tonight...takes my breath away....dont let the sun go down on me...for you my friend, I'll organize a special charity concert featuring George Michael and myself! Yippeeee!"

There you have it...Eric's baby photos. Doesn't he look like an absolutely gorgeous diamond child??? Debeers certainly could have used him in their ads! This is Cmdr. Eric when he was about 5 years old!

And after 26 years of total neglect, its a wonder how he still manages to do such things! Flexing, stretching, bending over, doing the boogey-boogey!


Well bro, we hope you certainly had a awesome time of celebration, together with great company to keep you feeling loved and wanted. :) We hope that even as you grow another year older and wiser, that God's will and purpose will be seen so strongly in your life. Continue to walk in His ways and mind His businesses, and God will certainly bless you for your faithfulness!

Thanks for being our friend, and for making our lives a whole lot richer and colourful...truly, this world would be a lesser place without you! Stay strong...and continue to walk on! :

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Agreed! After 26 years of total neglect!!

Still..he is c.u.t.e. (yea, you hear it right);p