ROLF - Whatever that means... By: The Boss 1 comment

Here's a lil' something to kickstart another amazing weekend for all your working kids out there...let the good times roll!

What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian

1. You can name all the players from the the English Premier League, but askyou to name one football player from Malaysia , one name also cannot come out.

2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadbandcome, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, youcomplain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the bestlah.

3. When toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, youcomplain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.

4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk veryfar, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE ,run from one end of 1Utama to the other also NO COMPLAINTS.

5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is alwayseither: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.

6. You have a parent who force you to take science stream in high school,study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forgeteverything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.

7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speakingto a American / British / Australian.

8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud.Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremahby DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and askyou to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.

9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queueing uplast minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.

10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.

11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.

12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.

13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very cleverhor?'

14. When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!'

15. When an angmoh stranger kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you veryhappy. When a Malaysian guy kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him.